Back from Venice

Venice killed me. However, now I'm very tired, very fashinated by Lucian Freud's pictures that I saw in the Correr Museum, very satisfied by the art books that I bought, very perplexed by the Venice Cinema Festival (I haven't still understand why the hell I went there, yesterday... just to find Quentin Tarantino -that we didn't see- and tell him that he have to direct HBP, I suppose...) and absolutely convinced that I'll never put one of my cool shoes in a boat again. Absolutely, I said.
And I'm very happy, of course, 'cause I spent wonderful days with my friends (L)

And now... the great HBP cast! Me, envielestrange, Nachi, Tati and Deed wrote it monday, in Verona.



Ron Weasley - Ron Howard
Hermione Granger - Simon LeBon
Draco Malfoy - Gwyneth Paltrow
Albus Dumbledore - Steven Spielberg
Severus Snape - Monica Bellucci
Sirius Black - Vin Diesel with a wig
Remus Lupin - Quentin Tarantino's dog.
Hagrid - Anglina Jolie
Bellatrix Lestrange - Jessica Alba
Rodolphus Lestrange - Jude law taken from "Alfie" the remake of the remake
Rabastan Lestrange - Jake Gyllenhaal
Lucius Malfoy - Charlize Theron
Peter Pettingrew - Monica Bellucci
Narcissa Malfoy - Charlize Theron
Grawp - Russel Crowe
Fenrir Greyback - Quentin Tarantino
Blaise Zabini - Lucy Liu
Cho Chang - Tom Cruise
Lavander Brown - it's a problem of the art department, cause of course she's a plant
Ginny Weasley - James Van Der Beek
Crabbe and Goyle - Olsen twins
Fleur DeLacour - Christina Aguileira
Slughorn - Denny DeVito
Tom Riddle - Katie Holmes
Merope Gaunt - Alexis Bledel
Whooping Willow - Undertaken
Hedwig - John Wayne
Thor - Asia Argento
Morphin Gaunt - Brad Pitt
Marvolo Gaunt - Matt Damon
Alecto - Sienna Miller
Amycus - Sienna Miller
B.D. (Blond Deatheater, not bande dessinee) - Jeremy Irons
Aberforth Dumbledore - Britney Spears
Tonks - Vin Diesel with another wig, for the joy of the slashers
Pansy Parkinson - Jennifer Lopez
Bill Weasley - Nicole Kidman
Molly Weasley - Sally Spectra
Weasley Twins - Hugh Grant and Rupert Everett
Scrimgeour - Saddam
Prime Minister - Tony Blair
Fudge - Silvio Berlusconi
Kreacher - Monica Bellucci
Dobby - Monica Bellucci
Romilda Vane - Me with a black wig
Dippet - Bush
Mcgonnagal - Hilary duff
Ruff - Linsday Lohan
Theodore Nott - Robert Rodriguez
JKRowling - Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Merlin - David Bowie

and of course
Harry Potter - Daniel Radcliff.

Arthur is not in the list because of the lack of money. He's probably dead during summer or lost in the mist.

of course now the technical cast!
Costumes - Milos Forman
Musics - Ennio Morricone, Cher, Britney Spears and Mandy Moore
Art Director - Ricky Martin
Stunt Coordinator - A digital Artist called Klimt... (???)
Cinematography - Nadar
Locations -
Petronas Towers as Hogwarts
Monopoly as Hogsmeade
Moscow underground as Hogwarts express
Grand Canyon as the Cave
Versailles as Gaunt's House
Wuthering heighs as Lestrange Manor
Prada Showroom as Malfoy Manor
Vajont as Hogwarts Lake
Barnes & Nobles as Snape's House